MINI-HANDBOOK pt1 [many more 2 come]

how u know u gettin played

1. if da person u "TALKIN to" talks to u 1 min & the next min they gon
including occasional hit-ups wen dey bored or horny etc...
2. if da person u wit sayin they dnt love yo ass one min & then the next min they dnt like yo ass & u put up with they bs time AFTER time
3. if da person u wit hangs out with their bestfriend [of the opposite sex] more then you thats a RED FLAG!
4. wen da person u wit or talkin to ONLY hit u up wen dey want sumthin.. wtf dey betta get to steppiN.. DONT GIVE DEM SHIT!
5. if u have a car and the person u wit ALWAYS want u to take them here & take them there.. have they heard of the bus mah nigga... da train shit.. tell em PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION!
6. if dey call u ALL THE TIME... no clingy shit.. damn we need space to breathe.. fuckk!
7. if u da person on da side & dey constantly tellin yo ass they gon break it off wit da other person & still fuckiN em
8. if da person u wit tells u got bomb dick/pussy everytime yall fuck
9. if da person u wit only call,text, or aim yo ass at nite b4 dey gon to bed or early n da mournin & yo ass still sleep
10. if da person u wit gotta sneak out to see you, or whisper wen yall on da fone...


how to MESS around & not get caught

1. dont act different [thats a dead give away sumthins up]
2. dont be "BUSY" 24/7
3. dont brush da person u wit off
4. keep yo nigga/bitch n check
5. have ya pplz back u up
6. NEVER be clingy in the 1st place


how to build up ya steez [swag for u lames]

1. first impression is important
- u cant look like a doo doo mama/daddy & try to pul
- stay fitted
a. NIGGAZ::: fresh v-neck/nice graphic tee shirt, sum levis 501 jeans,
gold/silver chain,fitted hat & sum fresh blazers or high top dunks
b.FEMALEZ::: nice off da shoulder/low cut shirt, jeans dat fit [NOT TOO TITE
OR TOO BIGG], accesseries, fresh blazers or dunks

BOTH MALE & FEMALE U MUST MATCH! && be confident n yoself

2. u must be clean & smell good [gotta have good hygiene] dat includes ur teeth & hair too

3. dont be to desperate & easy.. make conversation...

4. ladyz if u meet diz bomb dude & he ask 4 yo number & u excited az fuck dnt sit by yo fone all day & nite waitiN 4 his call & wen he do call dnt be like why u jus now calling and all that stuff.. & wen he ask u wat u doin NEVER say oh jus sitting around u lazy fuck lmao

fellaz jus cuz u call da gurl dnt mean u da only thing going 4 her and she been waitin on yo ass to hit her... dnt be fooled if she gettin fucked wen u call & ask to call u back lol... did u even ask if she was single? hmmm most of yall dont... & dnt think she gone give it up.... ladyz dnt give it up jus cuz he fine...

BS & DRAMA IS ATTRACTED TO BS & DRAMA

ladys:
- if u a loud mouth
- if u start ALOT of shit
- if u think no1 is better than u
- if u dnt have a job
- if u have 5kids & dnt know yo babydaddys
- if u 40 still livin wit yo mom & wonderin why she all up in yo business
- if u alwayz beggiN 4 shit
- if u go out & club wit yo gurls... who have a nigga, a life, a house, a car etc [the life u want]
- if u sit & watch tv all day talkin shit
- if yo ass still dnt kno how to cook & da mcdonald cashiers know u by name
& see u for breakfast, lunch, & even twice for dinner
- if u waitin 4 yo knight & shining
armor to take u off yo feet &
support u

ALL U GON DO IS ATTRACT A NO GOOD LOW LIFE NIGGA... 2wrongs dont make a right

fellas:
- if u have 3baby mommas [babymama drama included]
- if u still livin wit yo moms at the age of 30
- if u dont take care of yo kids
- if u REFUSE to pay childsupport
- if u hang in the hood instead of lookin 4 a job
- if u always drunk & high [neverEVERsober]
- if u want a suga mama...
- if u THINK u got dat mandingo & all da bitches u fuck complain
- if u try & cupcake every bitch u see [no matta the looks]

UR A NO GOOD NIGGA & U NEEDA GROW UP... GROW A DICK.. GET A JOB... & STEP YA GAME UP! && IF U GET A BITCH SHE GON BE A BUNCH OF SHIT LIKE U.. YOU CANT EXPECT NO MORE THAN WHAT YOU ARE

a good man/woman::::
- carin
-understandin
- lovin
- doesnt judge u
- LISTENS
- is NEVER to busy 4 u
- puts u 1st

the PERFECT relationship::::
- trust
- honestly
- loyalty
- understanding
- caring attitude
- loving
- always has time to listen
- FAITHFUL
- your mate comes 1st

sex isNt EVERYTHINg.. but for some people dat plays a big role in the relationship... ladyz rememeber its not about the size of the boat but the ride it takes u on... & fellaz itz not about the quality of the ocean but the quantity... wat im tryna say is its about THE PLEASURE!!

[stay tuned cuz more is sure to come.. soon... stay posted]